You can also see it performed on this video link about WOW- mine is right at the end!
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Edgar Leeteg, the velvet painter of
reference source http://www.seattleweekly.com/1999-09-01/arts/paradise-painted
Edgar Leeteg, the velvet painter of
reference source http://www.seattleweekly.com/1999-09-01/arts/paradise-painted
Upon my chinny chin chin,
And my fragile shell of vanity,
Like the little pig’s house, caved in.
I sought my mother’s wise counsel,
For the first time in thirty five years,
But the revelation imparted,
Did nothing to stifle my fears.
Apparently whiskers are common,
As you head down the menopause track,
Whilst men lose their hair, we get more to spare,
God, I hope it won’t sprout on my back.
It seems I’ll be doomed to plucking,
Or have them electrically speared,
For if I let nature have her own way,
I’d sport a luxuriant beard.
There’s always the option of shaving;
I’d bond with my husband each day,
We’d both lather up every morning,
To scrape all our worries away.
Considering my changing complexion,
From peaches to old kiwifruit,
I could then change my beauty care options,
And swop my Clinique for his Brut.
There’s a tanned old chook on the beach in a satin slip of a top, fussing and pecking at her straps in a self conscious sort of way. Her hair is scraped up; a cockscomb for a dowager, ballet style and secured oddly with wedding flowers. She is the colour of warm leather and her shoes are gold; placed neatly beside her. One by one: partners. Did she lose the other shoe that once partnered her? He would have been leathery too.