tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11427342.post3040444000866626537..comments2023-07-24T23:10:48.478+12:45Comments on Fifi Colston Creative: Happy MammariesFifi Colstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10725999629390100976noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11427342.post-2078865407065274582009-05-16T10:50:00.000+12:452009-05-16T10:50:00.000+12:45Oh Girls!What a relief! I mastered the damn thing,...Oh Girls!What a relief! I mastered the damn thing, if that's the right word but can't say I ever took to it or indeed found it useful.To me the mammaries were only happy when doing their thing and they did it well, good job done, so many years ago but not forgotten.Vonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17421069895155350144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11427342.post-52524215927818229512009-04-09T10:04:00.000+12:452009-04-09T10:04:00.000+12:45Fifi my dear I must confessThe breast pump never m...Fifi my dear I must confess<BR/>The breast pump never met my chest<BR/>I fed and fed and fed and fed<BR/>Standing up, asleep and reading in my bed<BR/><BR/>But it wasn’t all for baby<BR/>In fact they had to spit me out<BR/>The reasons for my joy you see<BR/>You must not put about<BR/><BR/>My dear Fifi (between you and me)<BR/>I moved from a no-cup to a reasonable “C”<BR/>Oh those strapless frocks, they looked so pretty<BR/>And I had to keep feeding – or fade<BR/><BR/>And now I’m a granny with underwire<BR/>At least they can’t sag I’ve been heard to brag<BR/>For they shrank back to size which was no big surprise<BR/>But a job well done, and it was such fun<BR/><BR/>While it lastedmaggie@at-the-bay.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11427342.post-40677876928995919872009-04-08T16:08:00.000+12:452009-04-08T16:08:00.000+12:45I can so relate to this, Fifi - I was a bit of a d...I can so relate to this, Fifi - I was a bit of a dead loss on the old breast pump too! Took ages for very little reward. No wonder I used to get such sore nipples - the kids must've had to suck really hard to get anything, apparently! Love your poem.Pennynoreply@blogger.com